'The X Factor Recap': Sob Stories Aplenty for Thanksgiving

November 22nd, 2012 12:30pm EST

Tate Stevens performs live on THE X FACTOR I’ll make a confession. I’ve never watched this show live.

Living on the West Coast, we get a tape-delayed airing of ‘The X Factor’ which I routinely DVR to cut out all the fat and make sure I don’t miss anything important. Being in a DVR-less Thanksgiving zone, I was forced, for the first time, to watch this entire show live, and boy. For anybody who does that. I tip my cap to you.

By my rough estimate, 20% of the show was singing and judgment. Y’know, the stuff we tune in for. The rest was commercials, endless sob stories, and Khloe Kardashian stumbling over multi-syllabic words. Just an absolute torture chamber slough through a lot of what we don’t want to watch to get to those nuggets of what we actually want to see. Like an NBC Primetime Olympics package, but with Khloe Kardashian.

So on this Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for one thing as it relates to this show: The ability to DVR my way through it.

Let’s just get to the performances:

Tate Stevens Sang “I’m Already There” by Lone Star

LA Reid Said: America loves you.

Britney Said: Your performances are always so touching and so special.

Demi Said: You always do a wonderful job. It wasn’t your best performance but it was still incredible.

Simon Said: I loved the song, but it wasn’t as confident as previous weeks. Does that mean you’re going home? Not a cat in hell’s chance.

The Verdict:

Tate Stevens remains the consummate pro, even as he’s forced to lead off the show. I really don’t see any discernible difference between him and the 19,000 country singers that I come across when I’m trying to get a station on my shower radio to complete futility.

I’m not sure if that’s a compliment to Tate or an insult to the current country music scene, but I meant it as a compliment.

Grade: B+

Prediction: The only thing working against him is the first spot, but I can’t see anything derailing him right now.

Diamond White Sang “Because You Loved Me” by Celine Dion

LA Reid Said: You’ve had many amazing moments on the stage, but you’ve never had a moment like that.

Britney Said: It was really beautiful, sweetie.

Demi Said: The fact that you gave your heart and soul to it – I’m blown away.

Simon Said: You were both fearless and incredible.

The Verdict:

This such a weird and contradictory performance.

The problem I always have with these young pups is their inability really interpret and capture the emotion of the song. Here, Diamond does that in spades. She conquered the stage with this song, pouring herself into it and owning the performance with complete believability.

And that’s what’s so weird. With such a poised performance, you’d expect a vocal prodigy like Diamond to just blow this one away. Instead, she was flat the entire time. She was continually off-pitch and couldn’t hit any of the big flourishes when the song called for it.

It was so weird, because when I saw what she was ready to bring to this song, I expected her to soar. Instead, she never rose above mediocre karaoke.

Grade: C-

Prediction: The raves were so strong from the judges that she is definitely safe for next week.

Emblem3 Sang “Secrets” by OneRepublic

LA Reid Said: Your performance lacked emotion.

Britney Said: It’s a really nice change of pace from the previous performances.

Demi Said: I saw more emotion than I have in past performances.

Simon Said: I want to thank you guys for being an absolute pleasure to work with.

The Verdict:

Another week, another solid Emblem3 performance certain that elicited more screams than the rest of the contestants combined.

It was a slight departure, as they slowed it down a little bit, and actually showed an ability to sing beyond just running around the stage and basking in the love from the audience. This was probably their most complete performance and actually established them as more than just an object, but an actual singing group in this competition.

Grade: B+

Prediction: They are definitely sticking around. Even if the producers killed their mics after their performance.

Arin Ray Sang “Hero” by Enrique Iglesias

LA Reid Said: I felt like it was too big, and it was a tough one for you.

Britney Said: Last week was tough, but this week was better.

Demi Said: If I owned a record label, I wouldn’t have signed you.

Simon Said: I feel like you’re being trapped in a cage with these songs.

The Verdict:

Let’s just put away the fact that Arin decided to sing this song to his brother and all the creepy implications therein. We’ll just pretend that never happened. Agreed?

This actually may have been Arin’s best overall vocal. It was missing his normal flat notes and lazy vocals that have always kept him from matching his charisma with his actual singing ability.

But as those vocals came back, his charisma evaporated. He stood on the stage like the red laser dot of a sniper was keeping him there and just focused so heavily on the vocal that he sucked all the life out of the stage in the process.

With Arin, if you’re choosing between the vocals and charisma – you’d much rather have the latter. It’s his forte.

Grade: C-

Prediction: The judges slammed him, and, even though he took it well, that seemed like his final shot.

Leopard Face Sang “Wind Beneath My Wings” by Bette Midler

LA Reid Said: Your emotions was so genuine and so real that I felt the words. You’re a champion.

Britney Said: I just thought you were amazing.

Demi Said: That was awesome. You really poured your heart and soul into that.

Simon Said: I really like you and I hope the public keeps you in the competition.

The Verdict:

After a few weeks on the big stage, it’s become clear that Leopard Face simply cannot sing. That voice that blew away the room in the early audition rounds and boot camp, just seems to have been swallowed by the magnitude of the moment from week-to-week.

So many pitch problems, so many flat notes, so little ability to belt anymore. Her voice was the thing that was going to overcome her unlikability, and now that seems like it’s not going to carry her forward anymore.

Instead, she’s now verging over to likeable with an incredibly heartrending story about her late sister. The emotion was palpable as she sung heavenward in honor of a sister she lost too soon.

That aspect of the performance was incredibly compelling, but her voice…just not there.

Grade: C-

Prediction: I think the performance and the story behind are enough to keep Leopard Face around for another week.

Fifth Harmony Sang “I’ll Stand By You” by The Pretenders

LA Reid Said: My critique is that was great.

Britney Said: What a touching rendition of this number.

Demi Said: I wasn’t too crazy about the song choice, but you made it work.

Simon Said: I was crazy about the song choice and crazy about the performance.

The Verdict:

Their performances continue to underwhelm me and are like a repeat from week-to-week. A couple solos, some poor harmony and a couple more solos.

Yes, these are five solo acts combined into a group, but you’d think they’d come together with a bit more chemistry at this point, beyond just taking terms on mediocre karaoke and occasionally singing simultaneously – not harmonizing, singing simultaneously.

Their performances just lack anything compelling. It’s nothing that would make you stop if they were singing in the middle of the street, and certainly not worth taking over an entire stage for.

And why does a group need a choir again?

Grade: C-

Prediction: That’s the type of performance that gets forgotten. They could be in trouble with two eliminations.

Beatrice Miller Sang “Chasing Cars” by Snow Patrol

LA Reid Said: You’re an inspiration for every girl your age.

Britney Said: I think it was your vocal performance so far.

Demi Said: I feel like it’s not progressing. It’s the same song every week.

Simon Said: This song actually really meant something to you. I preferred this week to last week’s performance.

The Verdict:

They really did try everything with Beatrice here, didn’t they? The leaves, the wind, the glitter, the weird gate behind her, the electric youth get-up. There was a lot going on up on that stage.

Unfortunately, also going on onstage was a lot of mediocre vocals. Beatrice just sounds like a little girl with a half-decent voice who really likes to sing along with songs. Probably because that’s all she really is, with just a little bit of cool tone thrown in there.

This is a prime example of just too young and too soon to do much of anything on this show.

Grade: D+

Prediction: She could be gone after her low results the last few weeks and a performance that seems destined to be forgotten.

Vino Alan Sang “God Bless the USA” by Lee Greenwood

LA Reid Said: You are the truth, my friend.

Britney Said: This is the first performance that’s been spot on. That was amazing.

Demi Said: There is something special in you and I see it tonight.

Simon Said: We could be seeing you at number one tomorrow.

The Verdict:

I refuse to review the performance of anybody who sings this piece-of-garbage song.

Grade: I

Prediction: That’s the sort of blatant plea for votes that always works.

Paige Thomas Sang “Everytime” by Paige Thomas

LA Reid Said: While I thought it was really good, I didn’t think it was good enough to get you out of the ten spot.

Britney Said: I think you performed it beautifully. It was really beautiful.

Demi Said: It was pitchy. The emotions did take over you.

Simon Said: I thought there were moments when you sang it really well, but your voice was muffled at parts. Your emotion took over.

The Verdict:

Wow. What a vocal catastrophe this was. I couldn’t understand a word she was saying, her pitch problems were abhorrent and she totally struggled to hold together any semblance of poise as she let her emotions control her to the extent that they doomed her to fail.

It’s one thing to channel emotions into a performance to strengthen the connection to the song, but it’s another to just cry while you’re supposed to be singing.

This was much more crying than singing and it was a total sobby mess that undid some glimmers of excellence from a performer who seemed ready to come into her own.

Grade: D

Prediction: Wow. Even Demi Crushed her. Looks like Paige is dunzo after being in the sing-off last week.

Carly Rose Sang “Over the Rainbow” from ‘The Wizard of Oz’

LA Reid Said: When you least expect it, you dig deeper.

Britney Said: I will never get over the fact that you’re 13. It’s unreal. You’re unreal.

Demi Said: I really honestly don’t believe you when you say you’re only 13. You’re like an alien.

Simon Said: You are the best alien I’ve ever heard sing in my life.

The Verdict:

In the a capella portion, I was all ready to crush her again for being overwhelmingly creepy in the shadowy light. She stood there over-singing, over enunciating, as the look of creepy preciousness overwhelmed her every motion.

Then the music swelled and so did she. And I finally got it. I finally got why she keeps finishing so high in the rankings and has become America’s li’l Sweetheart. This kid sang the teeth out of this song with such easy passion and vocal power that she actually seems beyond her years, rather than just somebody good for her age.

This was her best performance so far, and the best of the night overall.

Grade: B+

Prediction: Killing it in the Pimp Spot always makes you safe. Always.

Final Thoughts:

My brain is too fried for thoughts after actually watching an entire two hours of that show and all its behind-the-scenes nonsense to muster any thoughts beyond the predictions, so here goes.

Paige is done. She won’t be in the sing-off. She’s just done. After finishing near the bottom last week and getting absolutely crushed by the judges so late in the show this week, there’s just no way she’s going to stick around.

Arin is obviously in real danger as he’s just missed the sing-off each week and got crushed again. He’ll be singing for his life alongside either Beatrice or Fifth Harmony who were just too forgettable to court many votes.

I think Arin might beat either of them and I’m going to say Beatrice joins Paige Thomas on the train home for Thanksgiving.

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