Rumor Patrol: Kim Kardashian's Financial Secrets, Death Hoaxes, And More

March 31st, 2012 1:00pm EDT

Kris Humphries & Kim Kardashian You can't go one week without hearing a ridiculous story involving some of your favorite celebrities. Thankfully, the Rumor Patrol is here to sort out what's real and what's fake.

Kim Kardashian's 'Figures': Kris Humphries reportedly turned down Kim's divorce settlement, and instead prepared for a long divorce case, complete with the outing of Kim's financial numbers while the pair were together.

Verdict: True. Perhaps because the NBA player felt so wronged by the 72-day marriage, Humphries has decided he is either going to get a pay day (reported to be around $7 million) or is going to air all the dirty laundry he can. RumorFix reports that he wants the divorce court to know how much money Kim made during their marriage - presumably so he can make a case for how much he should get.

Chris Brown and Patrick Dempsey are Dead: What a sad week! Big stars Chris Brown and Patrick Dempsey died in the same week - sure, it's only been reported in social media, but...

Verdict: False. The Dempsey car accident rumor started via Twitter, where it became a trending topic despite no one checking the source. Chris Brown's death hoax apparently started on YouTube, of all places. Pranksters began to make comments like "RIP Chris" on his videos, and social sites took it from there. Both stars are alive and well.

Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher: The big dating rumor has been Rihanna hooking up with Demi Moore's ex-husband Ashton Kutcher. Sources spotted the couple enjoying one another's company, and claim Rihanna wants Ashton to come to the UK for her summer shows.

Verdict: False... according to Rihanna. At a Battleship press conference, Rihanna was asked about her alleged boyfriend. "Wow, how disappointing was that question?" She snapped at the reporter before adding, "I'm happy and I'm single, if that's what you're really asking."

We can finally put a True verdict on an Anchorman sequel, thanks to Will Ferrell's hilarious appearance on Conan this week. Check it out:

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