Most Embarassingly Stupid Celebrity Tweets

December 23rd, 2012 11:10am EST

Most Embarassingly Stupid Celebrity Tweets Ever see a Tweet and just... shake your head? You might think to yourself quietly 'I can't believe they just said that.' It's bad enough when it's your friends. But it's worse when it's someone the world sees, every day. With the recent popularity of Social Media skyrocketing, and people subscribing to follow celebrities' every move, it's easier than ever to be an embarrassment to your country and humanity as a whole.

So, courtesy of Starpulse, we present to you, the top ten most mind-numbingly stupid celebrity Tweets. Essentially, your daily dose of stupid in 140 characters (or less.)

1. Paris Hilton


"No, no, I didn't go to England; I went to London."

What boggles my mind is her correct use of grammar, punctuation and the ever-so-difficult to master 'semicolon.' Clearly, her geography and social studies skills just aren't up to par with her impeccable mastery of the English language.

2. Miley Cyrus


"Good morning everyone. Life is good. I am laying in bed with my mommy right now, scratching her bug bites."

What a life! Keep living the dream Miley.

3. Kim Kardashian


"I'm on the airplane... love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!"

Well now that Al Quaeda knows who the Federal Marshall is AND the international celebrity sitting right next to him...

4. 50 Cent


"I can't believe my Grandmothers making me take out the garbage I'm rich f*** this I'm going home I don't need this s***"

Gosh, 50. Your life must be so hard. Real work? That s*** is dangerous. There might even be other gangsters out there!

5. Kourtney Kardashian


"Do ants have d***s?"

No, Kourtney. When a mommy ant and a daddy ant love each other very much, the ant-stork drops a wittle baby antling baby down the ant-hole. How did you think it went?

6. 50 Cent


"Speaking of MILF. I wanna do something that impacts kids in a positive way, thats why I'm opening an abortion clinic. Ima call it 50/50 chance."

Oh Fiddy, you're always thinking of the kids.

7. Nicole Richie


"I'm, like, soooooo pretty."

And we're all, like, soooooo not impressed.

8. Kate Gosselin


"Hellloooo! My am is well on it's way! Looking 4ward 2 2day. Lots 2get dun be4 r wkend of filming! Shld hav sum x2 tweet 2day so checkin w/ ?'s"

I thought this was an Algebra problem. Turns out, it's just bad English.

9. Jessica Simpson


"DALLAS!!!! This is how we do it!! Soooooo proud! I have chillbumps!"

Dear God, not the chillbumps. Anything but those.

10. Mary J. Blige


"Why is that people always try to understand estimate my intelligents?! They should never do that."

Either you played hookey all through grade school and high school, or your auto-correct has been binge drinking again.

Related: Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Starpulse Exclusives, Celebrity, Twitter, Dumbass

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