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Pulse Patrol: The 'Weakly' Round-Up Of User Comments

July 22nd, 2008 9:40am EDT
Pulse PatrolEach week the editors at Starpulse will be highlighting the best responses and remarks to news stories and celebrity topics that we've come across.

News Highlights = This week’s most attention-grabbing comments were made on PETA’s latest victim, “Andy Dick; Pervert at Large” story, Miley Cyrus’ lack of a love-life and “Big game hunter” Bobby Brown story.

Topic Highlights =There was some incisive remarks made about “The Dark Knight,” Denise ‘The sperm-snob’ Richards, Justin Guarini’s locks and Tokio Hotel.

Top Commenter=This week’s MVC (Most Vicious Commenter) award goes to the perceptive yet seldom heard from The H8R.

Celebrity Name Game Update= For this month and as of 9:30 EDT 7/22, the leaders were 1) Keep it Real 2) Darrell52 3) destry63 4) janmister 5) jmajor4870









News Comments


Elizabeth HurleyElizabeth Hurley Is The Latest PETA Target

By: wiz( 135)
I don't expect Elizabeth Hurley to feed into those nut-jobs at PETA. I know many people who talk to their plants. There is scientific proof that plants respond to human contact, etc. Isn't that the same as killing sonething living???? Don't those people at PETA have anything better to do??? What about world hunger and starvation? Would PETA deny a starving family meat if that was their only sustenance???? Give me a break. Who do they think they are, God???? Hey PETA, what about those poor little cute greenbeans you eat? Can't you hear them screaming when you chew and swallow them?? You barbarians!

By: jphylton( 7)
a bunch of radical fruitcakes


Paris Hilton Is Desperate For Attention?

By: taralynn ( 575)
SOMEONE SHOULD TELL HER THAT U CANT TAKE KIDS INTO THE AFTER HOURS CLUBS. TRUST ME I TRIED

By: Hambrookart ( 901)
Why don't you go shave your head?it worked for Britany Spears ya know!

By: 2sugha ( 551)
And your point...?



David Duchovny Baffled By Accent

By: Marcus Garvey( 1081)
how pretentious. she should hang out with Madonna


Khloe Kardashian Sent To Jail On Probation Break

By: Studive( 504)
Very enormous talent for imbibing victuals



Andy DickAndy Dick Jailed On Drug And Sex Allegations

By: alicat2008( 1
it seems that his last name is fitting for his personality

By: Tom Sizemore ( 10272)
HE IS LEGEND

By: tvjunkie ( 261)
What a D I C K.


Miley Cyrus Vows To Stay A Virgin

By: Bill Brasky ( 91)
all part of the master plan to soak americas tweens and tween moms into feeling no guilt when forking over more cash... so simple yet diabolical.

By: The H8R ( 538)
Miley Cyrus Vows To Stay A Virgin*


*Not counting all the Jonas Brothers...

By: babyprincessluvsu( 21)
She Iz not goin to stay a vergin

By: OrlandoLuver ( 1243)
Hmmmm... I seem to remember Britney Spears saying the same thing. AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO HER!


By: babygirl9438 ( 134)
Ya thats not gonna last!

Destiny's Child To Reunite?

By: Felix Lassiter( 2001)
Ha Ha $$$$$$$$ Cash cash cash.


Bobby Brown Bobby Brown Worried He'd Become Target Practice

By: RASHARPE ( 305)
DID HE THINK BEFORE HE MADE THE REDNECK STATEMENT, HOW ABOUT A WHITE GUY CHANCES IN HARLEM.

By: lovetheweasel( 820)
naw, he isnt gonna get shot, it isnt coon season yet.




Katie Holmes A Hit With 'Eli Stone' Cast

By: taralynn ( 604
YOU MEAN TOM LET HER OUT OF THE HOUSE?


Devon Aoki's Father Passes Away

By: Studive ( 520)
My janitor went to Benihanna and he lived to tell me about it

By: tan4007( 255)
I worry when I do understand studive!


Flavor FlavFlavor Flav Lost Virginity When He Was 'Real, Real, Real, Real Young'

By: The Virginity Project( 1)
The Virginity Project is speechless.




Pulse Patrol: The 'Weakly' Round-Up Of User Comments

By: Alex17( 322)
Dang these people are funnnyyyyy









Topic Comments



The Dark KnightThe Dark Knight

By: MassieKur( 279)
WOW. I just saw it today, and it was unbelievable! Heath Ledger gave by far the most outstanding performance ever! He deseves the Oscar more than anything; it is SO SAD he isn't around to know how much people will love his performance. :'(


By: Bitchywitchy969( 452)
oh i saw this movie, yhis afternoon..... and its an outstanding movie, such a powerful performance of Heath Ledger! Batman more dark than ever...the joker was terrific...i end up crying bcuz heath was so young and talented... he really deserves the oscar award!


By: YUPPIE( 683
This flick is astonishing! It will leave you completely drained. I've already had the supreme pleasure of seeing it three times.


Johnny Depp

By: HSgurl( 6)
Hey I heard you were a christian is that true?


Denise Richards

By: easyorp07( 3)
sperm that's all that hits my mind when i see her she has a cute X@@##!


Justin GuariniJustin Guarini

By: babykim( 11)
nice hair.


Star Jones

By: The H8R( 534)
Deplorable pig.


Greatest American Dog

By: Tom Sizemore( 10269)
Tori Spelling finally got her own show?


Ashley Tisdale

By: ben21( 59
she is hot and she must hav lots boys


Emily BluntEmily Blunt

By: Guy Nacolojist(
Wow, it's Megan Fox without all the trashy tattoos!


Paris Hilton

By: Hambrookart( 901)
YOU NEED TO GET SURGERY ON THAT DAMN UGLY PICKLE NOSE OF YOURS!

Geraldo Rivera

By: chunky lover 53( 7168
How do you say "Cheese Ball" in Spanish?

By: Marcus Garvey( 1086)
pelota de queso

By: chunky lover 53( 7168)
Gracias Marcus

Tokio HotelTokio Hotel

By: milylee( 130
my mom told me Bill is gay...she said he is worse than Davey Havok...i got really pissed. nobody talks about my boy that way