It Came From Outer Space: 11 Celebrities Who Just Might Be Aliens
September 18th, 2012 7:31pm EDT
There are celebrities who dress like they're here from another planet -- like new American Idol judge Nicki Minaj and fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld; and there are those celebrities we actually think really may be from another planet -- like Lady Gaga and Tom Cruise.
Karl Lagerfeld: no one on earth would ever consciously choose to look or dress like this.
Lady Gaga: may actually be from beyond. Those pointy horns and shoulders may actually be her true form. And she came here in a giant space egg. Hmmm....
Richard Branson: the dude's obsessed with getting back into space. Perhaps when he arrived his ship was destroyed and he hasn't been able to find a working Speak 'n' Spell on eBay to help phone home.
Shirley MacLaine is a huge advocate of Trancendental Meditation and has a huge interest in UFOs. She's even claimed to have had alien encounters and witnessed a UFO incident in Washington DC in the 1950s. She's also big into past lives, claiming she vividly remembers several of hers. Perhaps her alien body just needs a new host every 6-8 decades and retains memories of all the previous hosts.
Tom Cruise: let's face it, Tom Cruise believes that a galactic being named Xenu brought billions of people from a "Galactic Confederacy" to earth in spaceships shaped like jet airplanes. Xenu then stacked the people around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. The people didn't die though, they became spirits that have caused harm to humans for 75 million years now.
Lil Wayne: no one taught him how to wear his pants when he got here. Covered with images of ancient alien runes from his home planet.
Joan Rivers: needs constant plastic surgery to keep from shifting back to her original form.
Tilda Swinton: took the form of David Bowie when she arrived. Assumed Bowie was a woman based on several of his album covers from the 1970s.
Coco: her butt is actually her spacecraft.
Carrot Top: he's basically what Shaun White would look like if he did steroids. The comedian, aka Scott Thompson, began buffing himself up and going under the knife in the early 2000s.
Nicki Minaj: just too obvious. Our guess would be that she's a native of Jupiter.
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