11 Stars Who Will Never Be People's 'Sexiest Man Alive'

11/15/2012 2:04pm EST

Geoffrey Arend

No one will ever know how the guy who tripped balls and quoted Willy Wonka in Super Troopers ever scored Christina Hendricks.

Geoffrey Arend

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